its-mei-not-may:

Their confusion is priceless

(Source: thebitchsaidyeeaah, via resurrect-h3r)

Timestamp: 1413401308

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

bowtiesontimelords:

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"

"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."

"What team?"

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

And I thought he was gay 

(Source: quantum-sheep, via sex-satanic)

livealiens:

#brownamericanproblems

(Source: haringtonskits, via killed-for-url)

Timestamp: 1413400486

classymike44:

The Parent Trap Dance.

(via fake-mermaid)

Timestamp: 1413400398

dysfunctunal:

minazarei:

asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

(Source: dilfgod, via viva-la-glamour)

Timestamp: 1413399926

heyfrankie:

leedukes:

When children’s movies explain life in the most simple yet most perfect way.

i can’t get over how cute this scene is.  HE JUST REALLY WANTS TO EXPLAIN IT TO RALPH, AND HE CAN’T USE HIS HANDS VERY WELL SO HE LEANS ON HIM

(Source: fuckingmexican, via killed-for-url)

Timestamp: 1413399625

You wanna be more like Carmine? Why don’t you build something, like he does? Instead of all your empty deals; they’re just like your fuckin’ science oven. You know, I read that it takes all of the nutrition out of our food! I read it in an article, look: By Paul Bradeur.

(Source: marcelozzz, via jenniferlawrencedaily)

Timestamp: 1413399146

infatuately:

my favorite post on this website

fave

(Source: battybatty, via he-made-me-insecure)

Timestamp: 1413398731

v05wax4mygingerhair:

Ed Sheeran throwing and lifting you around a ballroom whilst he wears a vest and a button up shirt with the sleeves rolled up. that’s the dream

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scanda-l:

He’s a fucking angel

(Source: acamatela, via voguelustys)

Timestamp: 1412767273

shutupaubrey:

shopping for clothes is only fun when you’re rich and skinny

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